Slave Review.
Well hello again, it has been a while since I updated this miserable place. And so I decided to go with… the slave review, by yours truly, me.
I would just score them between 1-10… Now, on with this review. I won’t write so much since I got a meeting with Tomoya later~
Tomoya~~~ <3
… you did not see that.
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Luke fon Fabre, -900/10
Ah yes, one of my main slaves, sir Luke. He has a brother named Asch… and he’s as useless as his brother… well, ten times useless. He skips work sometimes and goes out with my Tomoya. His score would be lower but he is good in cleaning the toilets… and that’s all. He’s also useless in making my breakfast, lunch and dinner, as they are always incomplete.
How can you eat a cereal without milk?
How can you eat bread without toasting?
How can you eat meat when it’s raw?
How can you eat vegetables if they are not cooked?!?!
…… I have much more to complain about him, but I shall not waste my time on him.
Torrid Zelestor, -700/10
It was supposed to be the same score with Luke, but my little Ushie asked me to give a higher score. Oh well.
Anyways, that stupid and lazy apple head… ‘husband’ of mine does nothing but read the newspaper and his books, drinking and making grape wine and grape juice. He almost always never helps around in the castle, and he always refuses to be tortured, and use that… that… THINGY on me.
THAT STUPID THINGY AND THUNDER COMBO USER!!! >>
… not to mention his lame ./ridicule.
Stupid apple head, why am I married to you in the first place.
Rionell Hotaru, -850/10
Rionell Hotaru…
… You spoony bard. >>
I have told you not to run to me and hug me, and yet you still do. IS IT SO HARD TO FOLLOW SUCH A SIMPLE COMMAND? Everywhere I go, you would hug me. When I step out at the castle, when I am eating, when I am trying to have my thoughts cleared, when I am showering, and even when I am sleeping. Even after many GCs, you would still dare to try to hug me.
Although I have to admit, his cooking isn’t so bad though.
Alexanderr De Witt, -700/10
Annoying little brat. >_> Didn’t know him well, and he is still annoying. He whines, he’s kiddy, he’s lazy! AND HE’S…… ANNOYING.
Tell him to put his falcon somewhere else. >_>
Ervalis Lovett, -700/10
At least he’s a good advisor, I give him that… but other than that, his act of being cute puts a stain to my evil castle. =_=; IT’S A DISGRACE TO MY EVILNESS
… For that alone he gets a low score. =o=
I’ll write more soon… whenever I feel like it.
jiryuu said,
September 9, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Oh wow, only .900 for Luke? XDD I’m reaaally surprised. *grins*
And awww, you are a softie when it comes to Uhsie and Torrid. <3333 Cute!!
And RIonell wins at life and you like him so you can’t kill him.
…Alex is actually a softie when it comes to his boyfriend. 8D
Ervaaaaa! How can you not like him?! XDDD Adorable!
Awww, Nagi-chan! You’re such a softie on the inside too~~~ You like them all, ne? NE?
chibileon said,
September 10, 2008 at 2:11 am
What do you mean ‘ONLY’? >_>
…… Torrid? THAT APPLE HEAD? You’re kidding, right?
No, he’s a spoony and ghei bard. And I don’t see how do I… like him, eww.
… Isn’t Alex a guy? >_>
Erva’s a disgrace to my evilness, so no, I don’t see him as adorable. =o=;
……… ARE YOU INSANE? I HATE THEM ALL. I’M A SLAVE QUEEN, NOT A BABYSITTER! >_>;
GET BACK TO WORK… Whoever you are.
jiryuu said,
September 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
Weeell… it could have been 1000?
Nooo~ <3333 I’m not. I mean, when Ushie-chan asks something of you, even if it is for Torrid, you do it. WHIHC MEANS YOU LIKE HIM.
…D: You’d be cute together.
Alex is a guy. Yeah. But he still has a boyfriend.
…But he is. D:
YOU ARE THE BANANA K– …I mean… You love them all. <3333
…D: It’s Zee you silly goose Nagi-chaaaaan.
chibileon said,
September 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I DO NOT LOVE THEM ALL
AND I’M NOT A GOOSE
AND YOU ARE MY SLAVE
THE END.